January 3, 2012 | 11 Comments
Designed by Manic Design | Country: Singapore
“For Christmas this year, we decided to do something a little different. We were bored with the typical Christmas cards. And we had a dozen pairs of restless, crafty hands at our disposal. In just over a month, we managed to create a set of magical packages for our friends and clients. Each item is certified handcrafted by our team.
This kit holds all of Manic’s secret ingredients for a remarkable Christmas. Consumed correctly, this bundle will produce the most magical effects; eternal youth; a keen nose to guide you to the nearest bar; an outstanding sense of humour; and an insatiable desire to be merry.
Too good to be true? Take a look at our team, be dazzled by their spectacular charm and unending supply of good fortune.
Effects are instant and last between six to twelve hours. Consume and take the night by storm, or kick-back and watch your stars align.”
Bravado Beer: Bravado Beer has been known to induce boldness, swaggering and an immediate thirst for reckless situations. Binding contracts and the making of life-altering decisions should be avoided at all costs.
This is Water: Eight glasses a day for best health. Hide this bottle in plain sight & use it as a reminder to worship the right things. From a speech by David Foster Wallace.
Disco Dust: Provides instant relief for Saturday Night Fevers. Our eco-friendly Disco Dust is recycled from Mardi Gras and the deaths of disco dancers the world over. Keep children out of reach.
Porter Potties: Let’s face it, housebreaking your bottle can be frustrating and tiresome. What most bottle owners don’t understand is that bottles are not able to physically ‘hold it in’. Never yell at your bottle when it has an accident. Instead, try our Porter Potties, they’re super absorbent, easy to use, and they work instantly!
Naturally Naughty Reindeer Digestives: These Naturally Naughty Reindeer Digestives are made with the naughtiest of Santa’s reindeers, carefully shrunk-baked for easy digestion. Each reindeer is certified delinquent and was caught in the midst of serious monkey business when they should’ve been out pulling the sleigh. It?s a recipe that will assure you top spot on the ‘Naughty’ list.
Good ol’ fashioned Mirth: Found yourself at yet another boring party? Are your companions as imaginative as a can of white paint? Try our good ol’ fashioned Mirth. Effects include a tangible air of excitement, the unmistakable scent of shenanigans and an instantaneous dose of creativity. Other common side effects include mischief, silliness and horseplay. Now with added tomfoolery!
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