February 27, 2011 | 4 Comments
Designed by Taylor Goad | Country: United States
“In the year 2050, America’s national debt has reached an all-time high of 150 trillion dollars. As such, they have decided that they can no longer afford traditional foreign aid. Enter Foreign-Ade, a traditional American lemonade designed to win the hearts of the people we’re currently invading and terrorizing.
Foreign-Ade is patriotic, propaganda and Americana at it’s finest. Foreign-Ade has added electrolytes to convert the infidels to democracy. Scientists speculate that repeated exposure to the drink will actually spread democracy around the world. If nothing else, it quenches a wicked thirst and makes Americans feel better about themselves.”